The animal kingdom got mixed up…

Clearly, this guy has never seen a body of water before. A bunch of fish, and you can them pigeons... Really? Are you high? Did you not learn about the animal kingdom as a kid? Are you even an adult for that matter? Never mind, we have officially thrown our hands up in the air and given up on you.

Get a grip, buddy…

This is why we never use our phones during dinner. Anything can happen, and it can get pretty messy, especially if your phone's involved. Oh well, we guess it's time for you to lick the gravy off your phone then. No, you won’t experience static, just start licking away. We won't stare at you looking like an idiot.

The stupidity of some people…

We often find it hard to digest the pure idiocy of some folks on Instagram. Have they been living under a rock all this time? Do they not know the technological advancements being made for our convenience? Does that look like a toothbrush you can actually use without a handle to attach it on? Just a bunch of dumb idiots, aren't they?

When you thought you were with a celebrity…

Ladies, we get that you’re massive Drake fans. However, the guy you’re with isn’t even remotely close to looking like Drake. Are you that blinded by your love that anybody else looks like him? You're young, but maybe this makes for the perfect opportunity for you ladies to visit the optometrists and get your eyes checked, yes?

All hope is lost…

When your kid dropped his milkshake and is crying about it, the last thing you want to do is post a photo of it on Instagram. If this is modern parenthood, we have no hope for the future. Seriously, man… Get a clue, and another milkshake for that matter.

This girl should be on fire…

No, we are not referencing a modern pop track. We want to take it literally. When there’s a huge emergency such as your school being on fire, this is the last thing you want to do. Attention seeking, much, or are you just arsonists in the making too? On second thought, don't answer that question.