Clearly, this guy has never seen a body of water before. A bunch of fish, and you can them pigeons... Really? Are you high? Did you not learn about the animal kingdom as a kid? Are you even an adult for that matter? Never mind, we have officially thrown our hands up in the air and given up on you.
This is why we never use our phones during dinner. Anything can happen, and it can get pretty messy, especially if your phone's involved. Oh well, we guess it's time for you to lick the gravy off your phone then. No, you won’t experience static, just start licking away. We won't stare at you looking like an idiot.