Even a five year old can draw this kind of crap. If you love your pet dog that much, at least you could have hired a more experienced tattoo artist. Seriously, you have paid for this to be tattooed on your arm? I'm having a hard time identifying which part of your brain decided to do so and why. Speaking of dogs, this next tattoo sounds like something a dog would say if it could speak.
This is a very strategic political campaign, don't you think? It's bold, clear and PERMANENT. You are definitely guaranteed to have an office in the White House. Wondering what your job is? You'll be the official campaign manager who turns her back in every campaign. You'll eventually have the most famous back recorded in the Book of Secrets of the presidents of the United States of America. At least, your back contributed something in the history of our leaders. People, this is where patriotism takes us! This tattoo is on display for everyone to see. The next one can only be deciphered in a certain specific situation.