This is a very strategic political campaign, don't you think? It's bold, clear and PERMANENT. You are definitely guaranteed to have an office in the White House. Wondering what your job is? You'll be the official campaign manager who turns her back in every campaign. You'll eventually have the most famous back recorded in the Book of Secrets of the presidents of the United States of America. At least, your back contributed something in the history of our leaders. People, this is where patriotism takes us! This tattoo is on display for everyone to see. The next one can only be deciphered in a certain specific situation.
Whoever get this tat did not get over Napoleon Dynamite as quick as you did. It's his favorite movie of all time and quite frankly he doesn't care of what others think. Maybe because he can relate to the story of being an outcast kid during high school. The real question is why is there a Chap Stick with Napoleon? Well, you can never judge the artistry of other people. Nor can you judge the choice of tattoo, especially compared to the one in the next picture.
Why won't he? It's the energy drink that gives him the pumped up attitude everyday. He's just giving it justice by tattooing its logo on his entire back. Furthermore, he's always taking a selfie back picture with every poster or vending machine that has his favorite energy drink. Oh, such a loyal customer. He truly deserves a free supply of Monster after what he's gone through. If you love something, tattoo it on your back, I guess! #Yolo, right? No? Tell that to the guys in the next slide.
It's a tattoo who went from Fast and Furious to Insiduous. Even the kids will scream once they saw their faces on your back. They look like rotten potatoes springing from flowers, bees and butterflies. Your kids will hate you forever if you don't redo their faces immediately. So better look for a new tattoo artist if you don't want a parent-kids war happening in your family. The guy in the next slide would never do this. In fact, he probably hates kids. He's pretty open about that, considering what he tattooed on his body.
There sure is a crazy person right here. Is this wrong or is this it? This is even better than a comedy bar down the street. You get to raise your wrist and show it to everyone and then they'll laugh, I mean really laugh. You could earn some serious money here. Good thinking, pal! Why didn't I think of this before? Because I'm not as crazy as this person is. This is the kind of thing to drive women away. But it won't drive them away as quickly as this next tattoo.
Another original tattoo that she decided to not share with us all. Whatever "faygo" means, I think it's a happy word describing her relationship goal with her boyfriend. But girl, are you sure he's the one? That's a temporary tat that washes off right? I hope to hear wedding bells soon, if the guy made you get this tat for whatever reason, whatever "faygo" means. Is it brand loyalty? Is it an overzealous show of support? Speaking of an overzealous show of support, I don't think you'll see anyone as enthusiastic about Obama as the girl in the next slide.