What Female Snapchats Really Mean

Snapchat is literally Instagram’s closest competition, and for very good reason. You can send photos and videos to your friends, lasting only 10 seconds each and eventually disappearing off the face of the Earth. Always good if you’re not truly happy with how you looked, right? However, much like most social media apps of this sort, there’s a kind of humble bragging that takes place. Of course, a lot of girls actually take this to a whole other level, and you’d be hard pressed to figure out what they really mean… Until now.

Oh we noticed, don’t worry.

Snapchat is literally Instagram’s closest competition, and for very good reason.  You can send photos and videos to your friends, lasting only 10 seconds each and eventually disappearing off the face of the Earth.  Always good if you’re not truly happy with how you looked, right?   However, much like most social media apps of this sort, there’s a kind of humble bragging that takes place.  Of course, a lot of girls actually take this to a whole other level, and you’d be hard pressed to figure out what they really mean… Until now.

Yes, you’re beautiful on Snapchat. You’re hanging out with the buddies without anyone of the opposite sex around. You’re essentially giving away your status to us. We’d also be all too willing to take up that opportunity.

Well, that explains it.

You send us a snap like this, we’d be worried that you didn’t get enough rest. On the other hand, you just had way too much of it. Thanks for acting up our concern and affection for you. You know you got us wrapped around in your fingers.

Subtlety at its finest.

If this isn’t a good strategy, we don’t know what is. It’s a great way for ladies to cancel dates at the last minute if they’re not feeling the dude they’re going out with. Of course, being women, guys have to be all gentlemanly and understand that. Ladies = 1, men = 0.

Ah, here we go again with the health-centric snaps.

Sure, we’d like to see you maintain your fitness. Come on, let’s be serious, though. You’re not as hard working as you think you are. You’re just doing it in short bursts instead of full-on dedication to exercising. You’re human, aren’t you? It’s okay to be lazy, just don’t put up a front.

Definitely strong.

Sure, you could go ahead and look good while posting a photo of this sort. You may say you’re not at your best, but come on… That’s not the first thing we noticed. You clearly know that, and are all too willing to play it up even more for us to drool over.

Oh yes you are.

With all the filtering effects on social media photo apps these days, it’s kind of hard to figure out what you really look like in person. However, this chick got the right idea. Yeah, she knows she looks good. She isn’t ashamed of it. We’re only here to bask in her beauty.