What Female Snapchats Really Mean

Subtlety at its finest.

If this isn’t a good strategy, we don’t know what is. It’s a great way for ladies to cancel dates at the last minute if they’re not feeling the dude they’re going out with. Of course, being women, guys have to be all gentlemanly and understand that. Ladies = 1, men = 0.

Ah, here we go again with the health-centric snaps.

Sure, we’d like to see you maintain your fitness. Come on, let’s be serious, though. You’re not as hard working as you think you are. You’re just doing it in short bursts instead of full-on dedication to exercising. You’re human, aren’t you? It’s okay to be lazy, just don’t put up a front.